PROBLEM SOLVED!   (REVISED)

Date: 11/8/2001

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PROBLEM SOLVED!

HOW TO FEED THE HUNGRY RESTIVE POPULATION?

Noticing the excessive coverage in the Western media of the plight of millions of Afghan refugees, and dozens of appeals being made in their name, a friend had this to say-

My first comment is, How is it that during World War 2, none spared a thought for the millions of German refugees fleeing the Eastern front? No food drops were made to them even though they were European and Christian.

My second comment is, How is it that the Taliban are determined to IGNORE the plight of their own people by going on fighting against the civilised world? Don't they know that after their departure, all the Afghans will return and live happily thereafter?

But there is a reason. As we know Afghanistan has no economy except drugs and narcotics. With rise in general awareness in the West, their sales are dropping and Afghan profits shrinking. So there is now a desperate need to find some way to feed the people.

In their opinion the best way to solve the problem of the starving population, is to put the baby in front of the neighbour's door. Surely in the name of Christ or Krishna, the baby will be picked up, fed and clothed.

The Taliban have discovered the only way to feed their population- to drive them out and throw them all in the lap of the CHRISTIAN west. Not only will they get fed, but in turn, will also produce more Mohammeds abroad and bring about the downfall of the Christian civilisation.

"Praise be to Allah!" they shout, thrilled at the thought. To them it is like killing two birds with one shot.

Thus they are determined to carry on the war till all the people are OUT, leaving only the Taliban and their immediate families back in Afghanistan.

They believe this is the only way to feed their restive STARVING population- to carry on with the war, which will drive out millions from their homes, who in turn WILL BE FED by the West, and finally, produce more Taliban among the Christians.

So problem solved. How clever of the ISLAMIC “devils”, the Taliban!

That is why all the fleeing Afghans are advised to go on and on till they get to America in the West and Australia in the Esat.

Many will make it to England, where reception will be warmer than elsewhere and the obedient taxpayer will not mind the extra burden of feeding the Muslims.

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