Date: 9/17/2002
THE INDIANS HAVE BEEN CRYING, PLEADING, PRAYING, BEGGING AND APPEALING FOR THE PETTY CONCESSION OF DUAL NATIONALITY.
.................BUT TO NO AVAIL.
THEIR GOVERNMENT BACK HOME IS UNDER THEIR ENEMIES. THEIR ENEMIES WERE BANDIT NEHRU AND INDIRA KHANUM. TODAY THEY ARE ABDUL KALAM AND SONIA KHAN.
NEITHER IS HINDU. BOTH WISH THE HINDUS DEATH. YET THE HINDUS LOVE THEM. THE HINDUS WISH TO PLEASE THEM BOTH. THEY DO NOT WISH TO ANNOY THEM.
THE HINDUS BUILD LONG QUEUES IN FRONT OF RASHTRAPATI BHAWAN TO WISH ABDUL ALAM "EID MUBARAK, YOUR MAJESTY!", AND STAND FOR HOURS, WAITING PATIENTLY, BEFORE SONIA'S FORTIFIED RESIDENCE AT NO. 10, JAN PATH, TO WISH THE ITALIAN BRAT, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
THE HINDUS FEEL MOST EMBARRASSED TO GET A CARD THEMSELVES THAT SAYS, "SHUBH DIWALI" FROM THEIR MOHAMMEDAN PRESIDENT AND THE ITALIAN "RASHTRAMATA". THEY THINK IT A JOKE. WHO WOULD WISH THE SLAVES, "SHUBH DIWALI"? IT MUST BE A JOKE, A PAT ON THE BACK OF THE TOILING DONKEY.
HENCE NO NRI, DEEP DOWN A HINDU, DEMANDS DUAL NATIONALITY. THE NRI's THINK, THAT WILL ANNOY THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA, UPSET THE ITALIAN "MEM" AND ANNOY THE PRIME MINISTER.
SO THE "COOLIES" FROM HINDUSTAN STILL LIVE AND DIE ABROAD WITHOUT THEIR DUAL NATIONALITY.
IT IS 54 YEARS (five decades and a half) SINCE THEY COULD HAVE HAD THIS CONCESSION, THAT IS, ON THE VERY DAY WEHN BANDIT NEHRU SAW THE GLOW OF HIS DYNASTY'S FREEDOMS TO PLUNDER AND ROB THE NATION.
ABDUL KALAM SAYS, "YOU HAVE YOUR GITA. WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT DUAL NATIONALITY, YOU TRUOBLE MAKER HINDU FUNDAMENTALISTS?"
SONIA KHAN YELLS AT THE TERRIFIED SIKHS, "YOU CAN DO YOUR "NISHKAM SEWA". WHY DO YOU, OF ALL THE PEOPLE ON EARTH, NEED DUAL NATIONALITY? WHO WANTS TO SEE YOU COME BACK TO INDIA, YOU TERRORIST?"
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"ARE YOUR INDIAN SUBJECTS ANNOYED?" WE ASKED SONIA KHAN.
"O NO. ON THE CONTRARY, I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A CHEQUE FOR TEN LAC RUPEES FROM AN NRI IN AMERICA WHO SAYS, "MADAM, IT IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL. YOU MAY PUT THE MONEY IN INDIRA GANDHI FOUNDATION OR RAJIV GANDHI FOUNDATIOJN, OR SIMPLY SPEND IT ON YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY IN ITALY."
..."WHAT SWEET POODLES THE NRI'S ARE," SAID SONIA HAPPILY.
......"THE SAME AS AT HOME IN INDIA, MADAM," WE AGREED.
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