Date: 16/10/2015
MOHAMMED WITH SO MANY WISHES
German Immigration Officer to Muslim migrant, “What do you want, Mohamed?”
“Sir, I want new teeth.”
“Your wish is granted. The dentist will send the bill to the government. Any other wish?”
“Yes,” replied Mohammed, “I want a house for my four wives and nine children.”
“No problem. You will have a new house for your four wives and nine children. Any other wish?”
“Yes. I want to be called Hans!”
“OK, Hans, put on the worker’s overalls and factory boots and report to construction site at 6 o’clock tomorrow morning.”
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